Hard to be 31337

“It’s leet, not ‘elite’.” “That’s nonsense, leet sounds like a leech’s foot!” “I bet you’re thinking about the difference between leeches in the possession form and the plural.” “I rule a continent, why the fuck would I care?” He said, as he began to think about it. Others in the meeting considered interrupting to suggest… Continue reading Hard to be 31337

An itch you can’t bunk

“Absolykty outrageous”  “Bastards, I want a refund before even buying it, aktually I wont even buy it lul” “Mfs looking sketch af rn. Fuk dis game.” “You are so fucking right. Be my girlfriend?” Alice had stopped chuckling at the 100th comment like this but they just kept coming, it was now nearly a thousand.… Continue reading An itch you can’t bunk

Kagi 1

The beta is starting this weekend, apply now for exclusive access! The words hovered across the ripped chest of Fighter Man as he stood against an empty background, inviting you to try and hit him, of course he’d likely parry it and send you crying home to your mama.  Fortunately, this event was more about… Continue reading Kagi 1

The negotiation

The meeting room had been chilled slightly to 19 degrees, so the attendees wouldn’t be falling asleep after their delightful lunch, at our expense and I’m not sure why, thought Hideki. After all, these people are coming to take our IP and do god-knows-what with them.  His inner monologue continued as he was reminded of… Continue reading The negotiation

3.5 An updated design

“How’s it going with the write up for the next character reveal?” Asked Charles, staring at the black screen. Her camera was off, but he insisted to not reciprocate and continued to exaggerate his Japanese style nodding towards the webcam, as he reminded the artist that the deadline was this Thursday. “It’s Monday, so there’s… Continue reading 3.5 An updated design

3.4 Not in my game

Twenty four hours after posting about Palestine, MVS, the biggest gaming mag on the planet, pulled the article. “You wot?” cackled the smaller gaming mags, “well, shit, time for an article about removing an article.” “Mind,” sent the editor of GGamers, in a SMS to her newest teenage contributor hopeful, as they scrambled to put… Continue reading 3.4 Not in my game

3.3 SwordMan7

“Bruh” wrote John, “SM7 is coming to PC” There was no reply. He waited around, checking for at least an hour. The lack of reponse was due to time zones, of course. Not because he was unpopular, he told himself. Someone tagged his comment with a shocked emote. John left the chat, again deflated, and… Continue reading 3.3 SwordMan7

3.2 Perception

Ah.  There she is.  “Yo yo yo! I got to see that episode you were working on, Inoki-sama!  It’s great!” he posted, and went about doing other things, to see if this bait would be taken. “Eh? Really? It came out on Blu-Ray yesterday, did you pre-order it from Japan?” she replied. Karl inhaled through… Continue reading 3.2 Perception

3.1 The Division

“Why don’t you stream on Gamerville?” asked Jenny11, on the stream chat.  “That’s where all the gamers are.” she wrote. Alice repeated the question out loud, and still hadn’t thought of a good response. “Well,” she pondered, “do my subscribers feel the same way?  Please let me know in the chat, please.” The five people… Continue reading 3.1 The Division