On a rooftop balcony overlooking the city, the two men in polo shirts and chinos sipped their freshly ground ristrettos, the beans of which were flown in by private plane much earlier that morning, without much regard for carbon footprint. Swirling the remaining brown liquid around his small porcelain handleless cup, the man facing the… Continue reading Game Over Decade (FR)
Author: ax2dmin
JLRL Ending 2
One morning later, HappyFarmer92, known as Michael to his normie friends and family, was getting into his car when a hand grasped the door frame. He turned to face this annoying person who was either a neighbour or a beggar or salesperson, either he was about to tell them to fuck off when he looked… Continue reading JLRL Ending 2
The problem with being a bumbaklat
Instagram decided to test presenting me with a video of a pianist who prepared the wrong piece for the rehearsal. The result was a descent into rage as I felt older, arguably wiser, more cynical about the motives and background of any event, and, justified to criticise just about everything, including the playing of an… Continue reading The problem with being a bumbaklat
JLRL Ending 1
One morning later, HappyFarmer92, known as Michael to his normie friends and family, was getting into his car when a hand grasped the door frame. He turned to face this annoying person who was either a neighbour or a beggar or salesperson, either he was about to tell them to fuck off when he… Continue reading JLRL Ending 1
Wow it’s Just Like Real Life
Ah, fuck. The notification on his phone alerted him to the fact that someone was raiding his farms and stealing his produce. What the hell, why me? He thought. He had time to look at the invader, and it was a player with a much higher level. There was literally no way to defend. All… Continue reading Wow it’s Just Like Real Life
Playing
“Why don’t you have better actors?” He asked. Her eyes looked up left for a moment and then settled back to meet his. “Most of us believe that doing a normal job pays the bills. Why do you have so many unemployed?” She replied.
Pet Chop IV
“How goes the hunt?” she wrote. She watched the periods float and pulsate across the screen, which obviously meant he was typing a response but she couldn’t help but feel anxious. It would be good if he found it but also annoying that she hadn’t found it first. “Not yet, but I’m gonna crash soon,… Continue reading Pet Chop IV
Pet Chop III
Evelyn reached the other side of the road; instinctively, reached down into her pocket to pull out her phone. It wouldn’t be long now till she was home, so she needed to kill these last few arduous and testing minutes as quickly as possible. No notifications from Marvin, well, no big deal. She zoomed around… Continue reading Pet Chop III
Schedule Update
Petshop parts 3 and 4 are scheduled for 12th and 19th June
Pet Chop II
One of the players of Pet-Chop was Evelyn. It was all she could think about. She had the t-shirt, the gold plated collector’s guide book, the toys, even the bootleg stuff. She needed to raise her level 21 Lamb-Chopper as soon as possible, so she could kill the level 30 Hamtastic Pugilist, which was blocking… Continue reading Pet Chop II