Maxima Guard Points Everything (??????????????)

Thx to the Master for this: if your jaw doesn’t drop, you simply don’t understand what you are seeing. The manly man sideburns might-as-well-be-a-Presley fan shows you what he’s really capable of in 2002um:

“Taken from Nico Nico Douga ???????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????????????? By the way Maxima is sexy; I’d accidentally a whole Maxima”

Obviously there’s a word missing there – I’ll let you try to guess what the youtube author was thinking…