Did you know there are these things called AEROPLANES? I'm in one right now, high above North America. Bet u never used the INTERNETZ on an AERPLAN before, have you?
It's worse when you fly with a head cold. All the pressure differentials screwed with my nasal congestion and now one of my ears feels like it's full of liquid. Gross...
Anyway, I wish I did have my own Gulf Stream. Or Iron Man armor. Or Rush Jet.