
I watched the latest Bleach movie, the one starring, you know, that very minor and yet very popular Bleach character. Since i usually can't remember the names of roughly 70% of the Bleach characters, i call him "ice midget".
This movie is funny because see, ice midget main gimmick is that when Ichigo, the north european 25 years old dude that plays a japanese teenageer, calls him by his first name, ice midget is like, you can't call me that, i'm captain ice midget for you.
The funny thing here is, he decides to momentarily give up his grade to resolve a personal affair(something from his troubled past). And then later when Ichigo calls him by his first name from his viking stature, the fucker just shuts up. Not a twitch or an esitation, he just stares at the wall. This happens 3/4 times.
Later he gets back his grade of captain. After defeating the main villian (and fire schoolgirl and lighting schoolgirl with him), he and Ichigo stand near each other, nobody else in sight.
The Swedish babbles some incoherent bullshit, then he is ...right, whatever-your-first-name-is? And ice midget almost gives out a shy, little smile, but then, suddenly, his expression changes, he's troubled now, and saddened, and even Harald V of Norway is puzzled, what the hell is going on now, but then all is clear, and the line is spoken:
"Don't call me that, i'm captain ice midget for you.".
And the credits roll.
See you around, ice midget.