She's not over her ex

Fuu · Post by **Fuu** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 21:28

Oh, wrestling!
...say, have you ever though that you may like to hug other men for a reason? Just asking.

0style · Post by **0style** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 21:48

WHERE IS LUVLAND FUU

shining wizard euphemism for penis in butt?

nevadash · Post by **nevadash** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 02:35

Gunsmith wrote:ex profiling

interesting
i stand behind my previous analysis, she's had her fun and now she wants back home

almost on-topic: my birthday is also in the very near future and it won't contain relationship bombs and repressed homosexuality, just me alone, with my hand, in the cold north without a comp and thus without any porn, waiting for some drunken shithead call me to change the lamp or bring more toiletpaper or open the fucking door because mr douchebag customer gave the key to some whore who forgot to return it agabgabgsjhj through xmas, my bd, and new year's eve. so right now i gotta memorize as much hentai as i can because the fucking plane's leaving tomorrow morning and i can't fucking beat off to my plain imagination as much as i need to to endorphine-hose away the thoughts of inferiority, being fucking old and general boredom which all will be sure to haunt me throught the holidays.

pity plz :cry:

nevadash · Post by **nevadash** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 02:39

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*mixes windowcleaner with sprite and vodka*

-4n'Dant3- · Post by **-4n'Dant3-** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 08:26

err.... i would have pitied you if you didnt use such graphic imagery.

got here a little late, but happy bday gun (and shikyoh.)

if you reckon that she's your best match yet, you could be able to slowly wean her ex out of her life. but, since what you said reminded me of a 'serious breakdown,' wouldn't you be worried that it could happen again, this time to you?

Zaro Yagami · Post by **Zaro Yagami** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 17:57

Gunsmith wrote: today i woke up with an injured hip and a bruise from where my friend F5'd me into a lampost.

However I did give him a shining wizard, oh it was the best present anyone could give...

You answered an F5 into a lamppost with a shining wizard?

No.

Angle slam that bitch onto a picnic table. THATS how you do it you olld fart.
Oughta know that already but you's startin to become senile.

Post by **Gunsmith** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 14:08

the poetry seems to be working

but last night I got bored and tried the

"I'm too fucked up for you, run away" sympathy angle (slam)

I wonder if she'll kick out or will I get a pin?

Twenty Five, nevadash, you're approaching your prime!!! Best days of my life! 19 year olds LOVE 25 year olds...

Cascade · Post by **Cascade** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 21:13

Shikyoh still manages to scare the crap out of me with every post.

Sheba · Post by **Sheba** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 00:18

The best solution against her ex.

Bugle/Hawk'M · Post by **Bugle/Hawk'M** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 00:30

broke his legs?

Post by **SonicTempest** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 00:36

*mutters something about Robert and crows*

Post by **Gunsmith** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 04:04

would a mini cooper work as good?

-4n'Dant3- · Post by **-4n'Dant3-** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 15:42

chicks luv mini coopers, and also guys wearing pink.

Zyzyfer · Post by **Zyzyfer** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 16:02

Gunsmith wrote:she was having some sort of mid life crisis and left her job, left her house and decided to leave him too. So what would be good is if she went back with him and realised it's as exciting as watching paint dry.

welllll i think i'll go with the play it cool option, I don't really know her, so she may not be right for me after all...

she wants to be friends, but i'm not allowed to stay over anymore....

SO IS IT THAT TIME OF YEAR WHERE OL GUNNY TELLS OF HIS BIRTHDAY INJURIES?

WELLL ..gather round children...

today i woke up with an injured hip and a bruise from where my friend F5'd me into a lampost.

However I did give him a shining wizard, oh it was the best present anyone could give...

Wrestling birthdays and drunken injuries rock.

Post by **Gunsmith** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 18:49

the annual post on drink and violence by zyzyfer is always cool

:: orochinagi

She's not over her ex

What should I do?

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