Title: A substitute for a deceased daughter:
1st panel: You bastards... what did you do to my daughter!?
2nd panel:
Girl: We've brought her back to her senses...With my magic, of course.
(katakana from Girl: fufun (basically like laughing))
Guy: I helped too you know... but, eh, whatever.
3rd panel:
How, how could you have done such a thing!!!
You human bastards...Well, if that's the case...
4th panel:
Non-baldie: yasu yasu yasu yasu yasu kane... yasu yasu yasu yasu yase samui...
Baldie: I'll take this guy as my so... nnnnrgghh...
*I obviously don't get the joke - I think I need more information to translate what the non-baldie guy might be saying, because right now the only thing that jumps at me is "cheap cheap cheap cheap money... cheap cheap cheap cheap cold..." He's obviously some other character in the game, but what does he do?
Title: Sharo-san (Sharo's the name of the girl?)
1st panel:
Girl: Ara, you're reading the strategy guide aren't you? Well done~
Guy: Uun....
2nd panel:
It says here you're a Magical Girl (Mahou Shoujo) hmmm... If you think about Magical Girls...
3rd panel:
You'd get this kinda image.
4th panel:
Girl: I'M GONNA KILL YOU SOME DAY
Guy: Worthy of the title "Final Weapon" indeed...