:: orochinagi

Guys everytime i read boxer or claw or dictator i feel sick in my mouth. What a retarded travesty! And everyone that accepts it silently is a mediocre human being with laughable values!
That is why i feel we should aggressively promote brand new names for them.
Here are my propositions:


Matt Ador


Dick Tate


R.E. Five

Post your suggestions and discuss.

Only one i can agree with is Dick Tate because I already refer to him as a dick. Funny that you call boxer RE Five because as my friend and I were playing through RE5 we nicknamed the punchy fat guys Balrogs. Matt Ador doesn't seem accurate enough. I mean, he's not Lawerence Blood. I guess it has the advantage of there not being any fighting game character named Matt.

Vega: Around here, we just call him by that cry he makes when he does the Claw dive.

Bison: No real nicknames there.

Balrog: I. Gott Pade

Box Her.

Rapist

Rapist is funny, although Ray Pest might have been more appropriate

I like I. Gott Pade too - quite apropos...

This all reminds me of the various names people called special moves in the World Warrior era. No one really had access to the actual names so everybody had their own terms:

i.e. Hadoken = Roo ball, according to some guy I encountered
i.e. Spinning Lariat = Haggar punch

Bison: Raul Julia

That combined with his Norio-Wakamoto-tastic voice and you got the most fucking badass dictator EVER.

I don't even call them that ... I shorten their names even more to just dic and box hahahah

But I remember I called dict "Binos" once cause I was thinking in binary haha

Iori E wrote:Bison: Raul Julia

That combined with his Norio-Wakamoto-tastic voice and you got the most fucking badass dictator EVER.

Truth x 100.

As for the other two, the pretty boy can be called the yell (I. Yeow or something, but that sounds kinda asian), as Shiny mentioned earlier and the boxer should be the highly innovative name of "Mike Tyson".

Bugle/Hawk'M wrote:Only one i can agree with is Dick Tate because I already refer to him as a dick. Funny that you call boxer RE Five because as my friend and I were playing through RE5 we nicknamed the punchy fat guys Balrogs. Matt Ador doesn't seem accurate enough. I mean, he's not Lawerence Blood. I guess it has the advantage of there not being any fighting game character named Matt.

I'll admit RE5 was a last minute addition, but i find Matt Ador while inaccurate for the character goes well with the whole stereotypical theme. You know Zangief was supposed to be named Vodka Kobalsky? That's pretty ace!

Persona wrote:Box Her.

Yes i like this one but really, it gives him a freak serial killer theme that i don't think fits.

Apathy Wind wrote:Rapist is funny, although Ray Pest might have been more appropriate

I like I. Gott Pade too - quite apropos...

Both of them are pretty good! Everyone keep going!

BP wrote: the boxer should be the highly innovative name of "Mike Tyson".

Yes i really prefer jp names just because i can call him Mike Bison :(

I have a new name but I dun wanna say it or else people will say I'm racist!

Homer Sexual

And one for old-school ONers...


Ray Sheeyo VI

Apathy Wind wrote: Ray Sheeyo VI

lmao