Prepare for Trouble!

Bugle/Hawk'M · Post by **Bugle/Hawk'M** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 02:59

I just can't imagine a penis can hide that well. I mean, the animators had enough problems just avoiding pantyshots, let alone a penis.

Kulanator · Post by **Kulanator** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 03:00

If they can give James inflatable tits then they can hide jessies mandingo dick.

Bugle/Hawk'M · Post by **Bugle/Hawk'M** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 03:08

Apathy Wind · Post by **Apathy Wind** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 03:10

....

I no longer endorse this event or product

Bugle/Hawk'M · Post by **Bugle/Hawk'M** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 03:14

Then back to Team Rocket being awesome.
Meowth, he is a Char.

James is sexy.

Wobba

Kulanator · Post by **Kulanator** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 03:24

Wobafet is an ass. No attacks just reflector.

Bugle/Hawk'M · Post by **Bugle/Hawk'M** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 03:46

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=-mrSt5JztVI&feature=related[/youtube]

Kulanator · Post by **Kulanator** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 03:48

Yuki Yagami · Post by **Yuki Yagami** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 07:25

I say, we're blasting off again!!!

Kancho Assassin · Post by **Kancho Assassin** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 09:06

Kulanator wrote:If they can give James inflatable tits then they can hide jessies mandingo dick.

Oh you had to mention THAT!

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 00:44

StyLe wrote:Bugle's post is made of WIN

Quoted for emphasis.

Bugle/Hawk'M · Post by **Bugle/Hawk'M** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 07:15

I would like to take a moment to talk about what Team Rocket covets most. No, not leather and sex toys, I mean Pikachu.

He is a lazy EV trained asshole. Either Ash accidentally fought the right type of pokemon to EV train him (unlikely) or Professor Oak knew what the fuck he was doing and decided to EV train Pikachu before he gave him (is Pikachu male?) to Ash as a way to protect his mentally challenged son from the dangerous world of pokemon. Not to mention that Pikachu had Agility and Thunder pretty early on, which means he was either at least level 34 and used a TM for Thunder, or he was 45 or higher. He is also a lazy bastard. He refuses to get into his pokeball, but he also refuses to walk most of the time.

Though it is quite likely this is just a way for lazy animators to keep him in frame whenver Ash is talking, I still don't like it. He is the total opposite of the venerable Meowth, who, through only his own genius, and a little hornyness, learned to speak English and Japanese, and walk on two legs.

Pikachu is heartless and doesn't think twice about attacking the humans of Team Rocket with even the most powerful of his electric attacks. Jessie, James, and Meowth are all likely to die young of heart complications due to their frequent exposure to high voltages. Even a small child who was trying to pet (or was it rape?) Pikachu suffered his wrath.

Pikachu will one day destroy the world, and Team Rocket must capture it to protect the world from devastation. Can you imagine what would happen if Pikachu were to do whatever he pleased?

Team Rocket lives like top tier hobos to save us from this menace.

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 07:44

Keep telling them the Team Rocket gospel, Bugle. I don't think they understand.

0style · Post by **0style** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 07:53

WOW, i used to like pikachu but after ur post bugle... DOWN WITH PIKACHU! WE CAN'T HAVE HIM RUNNING AROUND SHOCKING KIDS.

Kancho Assassin · Post by **Kancho Assassin** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 07:59

If Team Rocket lives like hobos, where the hell do they the MONEY to buy vehicles and stuff to threaten Ash and his pikachu? With that kind of money they seem waste rather easily, you'd think they would actually get pikachu and keep it.