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Gunsmith wrote:HVAE YOU FUCKING KILLED HER YET OR WHAT?

I'M DRUNK AND WOMEN HAVE ANNOYED ME YET AGAIN!

EEVERYTIME I LIKE SOMEONE THEY RUN OFF

EVERYTIME THEY LIKE ME I CAN'T STAND THEM

That happens cuz you didn't have enough booze.

Kancho Assassin wrote:

Kyosuke Kagami wrote:

When I saw the thread bumped. I expected something funky like Vastago introducing one of his lolita stalkers to the joyful world of pregnancy.

SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!! Don't say it! It may happen!

Don't you remember that one he....? LMAO :LOL:

After that story, I thought he wouldn't bothered explaining his girl problems again.

In lolita lolipop, there are the acronym "lol"

Sheba wrote:

Kancho Assassin wrote:

Kyosuke Kagami wrote: SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!! Don't say it! It may happen!

Don't you remember that one he....? LMAO :LOL:

After that story, I thought he wouldn't bothered explaining his girl problems again.

In lolita lolipop, there are the acronym "lol"

:O

Gunsmith wrote:HVAE YOU FUCKING KILLED HER YET OR WHAT?

I'M DRUNK AND WOMEN HAVE ANNOYED ME YET AGAIN!

EEVERYTIME I LIKE SOMEONE THEY RUN OFF

EVERYTIME THEY LIKE ME I CAN'T STAND THEM

Yeah I know what you mean the women you want dont like you and the women you dont want to do anything with just are attracted to you.
I hate that shit too, its like God has a sense of humor and Im in his comedy/tragedy skits all the damn time.

Alright Gunsmith dont let them bitches get you down.

Peace

well... i met someone off myspace... one month later, she moved in! I'm playing it cool, which so far has made her fall madly in love with me. Everyone's different but so far it seems I've lucked out: she even took an interest while I was playing Shin Megami Tensei.... <3

Good luck to everyone (and me) in their romantic endeavours!

Man, that is some crap. Women need to be more direct with men. If you wanna fuck someone else, at least tell me so I can be with someone else. Its like certain women would rather not have you happy sometimes.

Whatever they tell you about being nice,

DON'T!!!

you MUST be mean once in a while and have an argument otherwise they get bored, the passion dies and you're left with a greasy fist

If you're wondering why women are insane, it's because of the pain they go through every month. Imagine that, every month having your bowels drop out. It maybe used as an excuse, but it's a pretty good one. Thus, man must buy them gifts and ply them with alcohol to cheer them up. They REALLY love that. And whatever they may tell you, they do not understand the concept of "money". Happiness first, finance second. And they will leave you if you are broke. *sigh*

Gunsmith wrote:Whatever they tell you about being nice,

DON'T!!!

you MUST be mean once in a while and have an argument otherwise they get bored, the passion dies and you're left with a greasy fist

Ditto with that.

Not to mention that you must be subtle to read between the lines when she wants to fuck... but she doesn't tell you.

You see, I've been with my girl for over 9 months... and well, we fuck at least 2 or 3 times per week (in the first 3 months was almost daily). But happened that this week, for X or Y reason, we didn't do anything. Anyways, last night, my girl, instead of telling me straight that she wanted to bang, was acting totally strange all evening long. A mix of whimpers, laughs, border of tears, strangling hugs, complains, etc. that was clearly annoying. I just told her "hey! what's the problem?" she was like "ermmm i don't know what to say.. but ahhhhhhhhhhh" (again her weird behaviour), so, after several tries just told her "okay, what you want is to fuck?" she answered all shy "...yes" "OMG! Why just don't say it instead of acting like if you've lost your judge? Next time, just tell me and no problem!"


Last night the neighbours heard noises coming from my apartment.. kinda the same noises from the movie Fightclub, when Tyler does his thing with Marla.

more than 9 months.... *sigh*

Pics or ban.

The CX spy has revealed sex secrets!!! ban ban banana!

ps. I haven't asked my gf about using a banana

Would you really try the banana on her? ACK!

I know Vecta's GF... he ain't lying!

this topic is alive!!! @_@....

well ... so do you want to know what happened??

well.. easy..
where was i ? Oh yeah.... well i broke up with "Banana" and i felt misserable for another week.... but then a very gooood girl came to me =D so she fixed me up (sex is good @_@) and i went on a rampage of booty calls from friends =S (yeah well i have a couple of girlfriends from the highschool... we never had the chance to talk about our feelings.. =P and now well... we are adults... adults work things out =D).... i spent 2 more months on Mexico...

then i traveled to the USA and i lived there for 2 months... i met this girl who's 17 years old hehehe who wanted to hang out with me.... she is very nice, a really sweet girl.... but i just kissed her... im not a bad guy... :razz:

then i returned to mexico.... and then i finally (after 9 months) returned to monterrey....

Life is good right now.. i met this BEAUTIFUL girl... fuck... she is gorgeous @_@ by far the best looking girlfriend i have ever had.... she enjoys playing KOF, ragnarok and counterstrike (she is very good at counterstrike =S she owns me everytime we play =S)....


And "Banana" well i found out that she is going out with her ex-ex boyfriend (yeah well the guy that was before me...) but she stills has the same boyfriend (the guy that replaced me) what the hell i wrong with her??? poor guy... her ex-ex boyfriend is a pain... he just wants to fuck with her... hahaha but nevermind... who wants naked pics ??? =D

tl;dr


So my question is:

Is she pregnant yet?????

no... you see there are this things called pregnancy patches (r something like that) that prevent that horrible thing from happening... thus allowing me to have sex with no regrets... XD

as far as im concerned about "banana" she can get pregnant any day she likes... that will be a favor for her ... ups! a little bit of hate was inside of me XD hahaha

by the way i was serious about the pics...