{"id":31,"date":"2021-04-10T16:02:57","date_gmt":"2021-04-10T16:02:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/book.orochinagi.com\/?p=31"},"modified":"2021-04-10T16:02:57","modified_gmt":"2021-04-10T16:02:57","slug":"3-2-perception","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orochinagi.com\/book\/3-2-perception\/","title":{"rendered":"3.2 Perception"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Ah.&nbsp; There she is.&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYo yo yo! I got to see that episode you were working on, Inoki-sama!\u00a0 It\u2019s great!\u201d he posted, and went about doing other things, to see if this bait would be taken.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cEh? Really? It came out on Blu-Ray yesterday, did you pre-order it from Japan?\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Karl inhaled through his teeth.&nbsp; <em>Here we go.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo, I watched it with English subtitles on a stream! Look, here\u2019s a picture at full quality, it\u2019s marvellous!\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He posted a link to the screenshot, where a character sat under a sunny sky in a field of grass, and waited.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She was, as expected of a famous and honoured artist, absolutely incensed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDo you know what a sky looks like? It is a gradient of blue.&nbsp; It is a sweeping crescendo of colour.&nbsp; This is a hand painted scene. It took four artists to compose the layers.&nbsp; What you have here are 5 stripes of blue.&nbsp; Look at the grass.&nbsp; Is the grass made of lego?&nbsp; Is this from the Super Nintendo version?&nbsp; Each blade of grass is a CGI model.&nbsp; How can you watch this and tell me it looks marvellous?&nbsp; Do you have shit in your eyes?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThis is the official licensed stream. I paid to watch it, is this what I paid for?\u201d Karl replied, and tagged the company, quietly cackling to himself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She stopped, realising the embarrassment she had caused, but it was too late.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m cancelling my subscription\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThis is why piracy is better\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThe subtitles aren\u2019t even accurate\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cShould have torrented it\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Karl leaned back, and was faintly amused with the noise he had created.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He drummed his fingers on the mouse. The impact just wasn\u2019t fast enough.&nbsp; He kissed his teeth and started looking for other shit to stir.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah.&nbsp; There she is.&nbsp; \u201cYo yo yo! I got to see that episode you were working on, Inoki-sama!\u00a0 It\u2019s great!\u201d he posted, and went about doing other things, to see if this bait would be taken. \u201cEh? Really? It came out on Blu-Ray yesterday, did you pre-order it from Japan?\u201d she replied. Karl inhaled through&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/orochinagi.com\/book\/3-2-perception\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">3.2 Perception<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-glassinthesnow","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/orochinagi.com\/book\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/orochinagi.com\/book\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/orochinagi.com\/book\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/orochinagi.com\/book\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/orochinagi.com\/book\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/orochinagi.com\/book\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32,"href":"https:\/\/orochinagi.com\/book\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions\/32"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/orochinagi.com\/book\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/orochinagi.com\/book\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/orochinagi.com\/book\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}