\u201cI have no idea why people are so obsessed with death. I mean shit, you only have one life so why waste time thinking about how it’s going to end? There are far better things to do, ah shit.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He proclaimed, as his mis-timed jump caused him to land on a piranha plant, just by a pixel. This was his thirty sixth attempt on stream, certainly not counting the thirty thousand runs he had done off it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As he took some deep breaths and tried to regain his composure, he took a look through the chat comments. He was visibly taken aback by one in particular.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYour hamster died? Oh man, what? What a downer, dude! Why did you bring that here? I mean, oh god, like, I\u2019m sorry, but you\u2019re totally ruining the atmosphere man, why not take a shit on the dining table during your half sister’s wedding just because she didn\u2019t marry you, I mean, Jesus!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And with that, he went to commercial.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
An elderly man on a walking frame is hobbling, in pain, towards his door as his younger neighbours look on, gossipping. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDid you hear? He\u2019s refusing to die.\u201d \u201cWow, his kids must be suffering.\u201d \u201cRight? His grandkids won\u2019t be able to go on holiday this year for sure.\u201d\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
At the door, the man drops his keys, and winces further in pain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cShame.\u201d \u201cShame indeed.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After a fade to black, the words appeared on the screen:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you want to give life, choose death. Choose Pazamack Euthanasia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The screen fades to white as the camera zooms out of the old man\u2019s smiling face, to show he\u2019s in a coffin, surrounded by smiling relatives.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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