:: orochinagi

Finally we have a way to detect them, check this out

http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/

That's a satirical site, right? Please tell me the whole thing is a joke.

This is too funny (or would be if some dumb arses didn't actually think like this). Favorite parts:

3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups
Have you noticed a lack of interest in spiritual issues? Does it ever seem as if he’s just using church as an excuse to spend time around young men? Does he volunteer to mentor in all-male groups?

11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends
A man who is secretly engaged in homosexual activity with others may exhibit feminine qualities when they get together in a group. In a sense, he has “let his hair down” and this will be seen in excessive back talk and speaking with one’s hands.

Sarcastic, ironic, and bored at church?!?? Holy fuck - I'm apparently gay!!! Who knew?

You gotta love the wackos who write for these Christian websites. Check out the headline and intro paragraph they added to this article (I'm assuming the church types added this as it A) makes no sense and B) doesn't match the tone of the actual article

It's the truth, the word of God, with top tier spelling:

http://christwire.org/2010/08/warning-b ... ite-women/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

"why do rabbits rape cats?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPVxCznfooI" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

there is a good chance of the whole site being a prank(with A few genuine articles from bona fide nuts, i'm sure). I was having a good time reading the article i posted but then i had a shiver, remembering my father's annoyed face while he was telling to my overweight 14 years self that it was pretty girly of me dieting and working out. The mix of sheer ignorance, laziness and some sort of reverse misogyny i had to face by myself can't even make me discount the gay husband article as the joke that it most likely is.