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SBNN - Stupid & Bizarre News Network

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 20:44
by BP
First up, a kid who pulls off a rising taco at his mom.

http://www.myfoxorlando.com/myfox/pages ... geId=3.2.1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Got any more stupid or bizarre news from across the internet? Post them here.

Re: SBNN - Stupid & Bizarre News Network

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 21:31
by Kyosuke Kagami
I didn't know Fox News got a new name.

Re: SBNN - Stupid & Bizarre News Network

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 18:41
by Shiny
I hope that is that kid's mugshot.

Because that ups the lulz.

He lightspeed taco'd his mom. +1, but -2000.

Re: SBNN - Stupid & Bizarre News Network

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 20:26
by BP
http://www.3news.co.nz/News/NationalNew ... fault.aspx" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

A sword wielding dope attempts to steal some dope from a couple of dopes.

Re: SBNN - Stupid & Bizarre News Network

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 21:50
by BP
http://www.thelocal.de/society/20090123-16961.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

The strangest kidnapping case I've ever heard.

Re: SBNN - Stupid & Bizarre News Network

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 05:43
by Kancho Assassin
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009 ... 474811.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Think the guy should look into something called a "speed limit".

Re: SBNN - Stupid & Bizarre News Network

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 23:56
by hebretto
Not news per-se but I couldn't help myself

http://shanghaiist.com/2009/02/03/fathe ... little.php" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

hahaha

Re: SBNN - Stupid & Bizarre News Network

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 06:28
by Kancho Assassin
Chinese mistress contest takes stupid turn

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/0 ... index.html

I got to say, WTF what was this dude thinking?!

Re: SBNN - Stupid & Bizarre News Network

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 06:50
by Eczema
That is several kinds of awesome.

Re: SBNN - Stupid & Bizarre News Network

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 04:26
by hebretto
See kriz this is what can happen if you're rich (have mistresses not almost die haha)

Re: SBNN - Stupid & Bizarre News Network

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 05:25
by Eczema
But I don't see how the guy has to pay compensation when he was the victim of a mass murder-suicide attempt?

Re: SBNN - Stupid & Bizarre News Network

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 06:43
by Apathy Wind
Well, it's like the old saying goes - never accept a ride from a jilted lover who you just eliminated from your harem via a reality show-esque talent contest. Sigh.... will people ever learn?

Seriously though - when I read that the guy staged a competition to see which of the five to keep I honestly expected it to say that he had them fight to the death.

Re: SBNN - Stupid & Bizarre News Network

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 07:37
by BP
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7892917.stm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

You fib big, you lose big.

Re: SBNN - Stupid & Bizarre News Network

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 03:36
by Kancho Assassin
http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/20 ... -crit.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I think there's much better ways to kill lice, like shaving your head.

Re: SBNN - Stupid & Bizarre News Network

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 04:13
by Shiny
Kancho Assassin wrote:http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/20 ... -crit.html

I think there's much better ways to kill lice, like shaving your head.
Some of those comments in that article are highlarious.