Orochinagi: The King of Fighters

All that knuckle cracking was a bad influence on me.  Yes I’m referring to the old SF anime, where Guile was cracking his knuckles for dramatic effect - I found it rather… beguiling yet awesome at the same time.  To be honest though, Kenshiro from FOTNS (HNK) is really more to blame.  That man made cracking knuckles THE cool thing to do if you weren’t already stupid enough to smoke.  That is, apart from killing black Zangief.

For years afterwards, I heard that all this crack abuse had now doomed me to a life of arthritis – it was just waiting to happen.  Lots of old women tutted at me.  They also told me to stop playing video games so much.  Older people are good rolemodels – that’s why I drink.

Now, thanks to youtube, my popping joints can rest easy, because lots of people were shouting a chiropractor to say that it was all a load of untruth. I feel so much better now.  Yes, that’s right, I’m officially out of articles.  Unofficially I have loads but they do take work and research to finish, you know!

Ummm how old are these girls?  Are they jailbait?  Honestly I wouldn’t touch them, I’m sure I’d be ok, even if I was drunk.  Well, they wouldn’t be in a bar if they were underage, right?  Anyway I found the video while looking for cracking knuckles, I SWEAR.  Look at her knuckles.  She blames the old crack for her man size joints.  I think they look kinda cool, don’t you?