Orochinagi: The King of Fighters

Been busy, as you know orochinagi.com is coming back!

Did you know XII won “best fighting game of e3″?

Did you miss the A-cho videos? I can up them to youtube if you did…

And last but not least…

Well…. ok, I’ve got nothing to lose, apart from being hated by Maggie Q fans and the lovely (I’m sure) lady herself, but she’s probably used to criticism by now.  So, even if I said she looks like one of those fresh off the boat whores about to get banged senseless in an even cheaper “Watch a white dude fuck azn chicks” type porno, I’m sure she wouldn’t even notice.  But that would be a bit rude, so I’m not going to say it.

So, er, Mai.  Hmmm does she look like Mai?  Well you know, all asians look the same, don’t they?  Hollywood makes movies for idiots and sheep.  Look, she has ninja weapons!  A sword!  A katana!  But wait, something’s missing.  Doesn’t Mai use a fan?  Doesn’t Mai have really big… fans?  Hmmm that must be it.  Isn’t Mai Japanese?  Oh yes, I forgot, I can’t tell.  I’m a sheep.  I’m not a hardcore fan that has known since the beginning that this will fail.  Did you know Kyo is actually white?  I don’t know if Andy is in this, but I can guess some interracial ….er… themes will still be carried on.  Here’s hoping.  Yeah right.  No, stop, come on, it might be ok. Look, she manages to look at the camera while breaking some wood.  That takes skill right?  I bet she doesn’t have the skill to break my wood.  Would you present your wood to her?  … I’ll leave you with that thought.

Edit: added Rugal/Mature/Vice pics from Kotaku : no comment apart from… “2 HOOKERS AND THEIR PIMP!”

Thanks to ignition for the mai pics and kotaku for the rugal+ummm girls.